Miami New Times

10:19 am
Tue June 4, 2013

How a Jewish Brooklyn Housewife Became A Guru In Rural Florida

Before she was Ma Jaya Sati Bhagavati, Joyce Green had dinner on the table for her Italian husband every night at 6 p.m. sharp.
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  Joyce Green started doing yoga to lose weight. Then she said she had a vision of Jesus, and from there she became Ma Jaya Sati Bhagavati, the wildly charismatic leader of the Kashi Ashram church on a ranch in Indian River County, north of Vero Beach. And that's who she was for the rest of her life, right up until she died last year. 

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12:40 pm
Thu May 9, 2013

10 Things Miami's Terrible Drivers Need to Learn

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Miami is notorious for its bad drivers.

We know that it would be futile to try and teach you (yes, you) about things like the "speed limit" and that there is a difference between a yellow light and a freshly turned green light, but we figured someone should at least give you a--holes a bit of a refresher course.

Perhaps you've merely forgotten some things since you took your driver's license test (assuming you ever did take one), so here, have a quick refresher course.

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10:30 am
Mon November 19, 2012

'47 Percent' Video Maker Worried More About Romney Ties To Asian Sweatshops

Miami New Times scored an interview with Anne Onymous, the reputed maker of the 47 percent video that so catastrophically damaged the Mitt Romney presidential campaign.

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