Miami Book Fair International goer, Hannah Sampson, tweets one-liners from author Dave Barry's talk today.
"Ppl are always surprised we have a good book fair in Miami because they think we're all degenerates. And we are. But we read." - Dave Barry
— Hannah Sampson (@hannahbsampson) November 17, 2012
Dave Barry at @MiamiBookFair : "I love The Onion. We have the book by our one non low-flow toilet." - #MBFI
— Hannah Sampson (@hannahbsampson) November 17, 2012
Dave Barry: "Show of hands, would anybody here like to play for the Marlins next year? Because they need people." - #MBFI
— Hannah Sampson (@hannahbsampson) November 17, 2012
