Jack Seiler

The Media
7:00 am
Fri May 10, 2013

Fort Lauderdale Mayor: 'The Onion Did Not Make Me Cry'

The New River at sunrise: Apparently The Onion hasn't seen this.
Credit Eric Barton

Chances are you have a friend who forces you to make excuses for him. He’s just not good in big crowds. Or he’s like that because of the tough boss he has at work. He’s late all the time, but then, he’s just from Miami.

Living in Fort Lauderdale is like having one of those friends. It’s a city that’s often the punch line of a joke in a state that just can’t seem to stay out of late-night monologues.

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