Miami is notorious for its bad drivers.
We know that it would be futile to try and teach you (yes, you) about things like the "speed limit" and that there is a difference between a yellow light and a freshly turned green light, but we figured someone should at least give you a--holes a bit of a refresher course.
Perhaps you've merely forgotten some things since you took your driver's license test (assuming you ever did take one), so here, have a quick refresher course.
Editor's Note: This article was written by Kyle Munzenrieder for the Miami New Times and is reprinted with permission.
